Dr Shibbi Robati is the new Dr Bean

Despite repeated attempts of the GMC to keep a good man down, Channel 7 has offered the Dr Shibbi Robati the leading role in their new series Dr Bean and the NHS


Dr Bean and the NHS
Synopsis
Dr Bean who looks as though he couldn't organise a bun in a bakery, uncovers the greedy business men who have brought the NHS to its knees, from Sir Professor Dr Peter Rub-it-in-Hard, Sir Professor Paul Fillet head of the GMC disciplinary committees, and their delightful ladies keepin-up-the Paice and Lady Sir Elliot Black Needham. Half man half woman this mottley crowd of evil doctors are headed up by Dr Niall Dickson in their attempt to subvert the cause of common healing and keep the population of the UK sick and ignorant.

At the last minute Dr Bean steps up to the plate and by a series of mysterious twists and turns produces Sir Alan's fishes, reduces waiting lists and makes sure everyone gets to see the doctor of their choice.

This nail biting thriller gets everyone on the edge of their seats, dashing for the exit.

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How much did the GMC pay Alan Sugar?

The question on everyone's lips this morning after another nail biting episode of the Apprentice is "How much did the GMC pay Alan Sugar to fire Dr Shibby Robati?"

It is well known that once you attract the attention of the GMC you are damned to hell in this life and the next. Dr Shibby cannot be redeemed. He has been tried by the GMC and found lacking ergo - there can be no chance of a second career - in any field. He is doomed to spend the rest of this life and eternity in purgatory. That he wishes to make his purgatory public is to volunteer for the stocks. The GMC is thought to have slipped the Sun a few bob to draw attention to his GMC warning - as if he could pretend not to tell!!

Doctor Bloggs thought about writing to Professor Paul Philip suggesting that he is brought before the GMC again for failing to disclose his warning himself, instead of waiting for the Sun expose of "Sugar Baddies". After all, Dr Shibby Robati must tell all future employers about his GMC warning. He cannot be picky about who he tells. Luckily the Sun took the GMC bribe and brought it to the nation's attention. A life sentence is a life sentence, it is no good pretending the GMC doesn't hate you.

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