Peter Mandelson - the filling falls out

Doctor Bloggs is not referring to Peter Mandelson's long awaited tome but to the collagen in Peter Mandelson's forehead. It seems that "getting work done" not just de rigeur for celebrities but for also New Labour. It comes as no surprise to Doctor Bloggs that he took so little part in the election campaign, he had a bad case of loose fillings, and his face might have fallen off at at any moment

Still Brown's experience might be reassuring, just as you think it can't get any worse, you find yourself being filmed - in a radio studio.... ??? and no one buys your book, because in coalition politics - you are yesterday's news.



September 2009 Mandelson went from left to right - and now its seems he's going back to his old look - craggy and familiar


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Peter Mandelson Hard at Work

Doctor Bloggs has some catching up to do, Peter Mandelson has not been idle. Wishing to transform his image from the Prince of Darkness to a "Simon Cowell nice boy next door image" Peter has been hard at it.



First remove affected part



Get some work done

Replace affected part





Finally, check from all angles


And who knows, now the nice Mr Peter Mandelson has got rid of that nasty frown, Doctor Bloggs might considered him as a member of the Nasty Gnome Party



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