Find a stupid lawyer
The Law is about money. Think of it as a bonfire - only go to a lawyer when you have money to burn.
Remember the story of a lawyer and her client attacked by a bear -
The lawyer puts on his running shoes, while the client asks
"Do you think you can outrun a bear?"
the first replies "I don't have to, I only have to outrun you"
Lawyers target your money. The other side may be after your money, but your own guy has a head start and knows where you keep it. It is a battle of wits. Find a lawyer who is stupider and poorer than you, learn the law and tell them what to do. Don't let the bastards outrun you.
The nicer and kinder a professional seems, the better their bedside manner, the more finely tuned their senses are to rob you, keep you sick, unhealthy, and in the dark.
If your lawyer is brighter than you, in any area and including finance, the more he, she or it will charge you. The more intelligent they are, the more they have their own interests at heart.
It applies across the board. For example, the richer and more sensitive your doctor, the more they are inclined to keep you sick. All business men, professionals, politicians are programmed to take your money, votes, sell you surplus goods, prolong legal disputes and keep you ignorant and poor.
The more successful such individuals are, the better they are programmed to keep themselves ahead of the game. Can anyone be trusted? No - in areas that matter, make sure you know more than the professionals and use them only for technical tasks.
Choose a stupid lawyer with a bad bedside manner. That way you can keep a step ahead and be as rude as you like.
Doctor Bloggs is in the process of compiling a list of lawyers she would not touch with a barge pole
Do not forget to ask for your file when you have finished dealing with them
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