Sunday, February 17, 2013

Sir David Nicholson CEO NHS Lessons from History

"When the GMC attacked the Doctors
I was not a Doctor, therefore I was not concerned.
And when the doctors used the Liverpool Care Pathway,
I was not yet ill, and therefore, I was not concerned.
And when Nicholson bullied the Trusts and the Whistleblowers,
I did not have a sick relative and I was not concerned.
Then the politicians attacked me and those who were still well  --
and there was nobody left to be concerned."

Sir David Nicholson is Chief Executive of the NHS and former member of the communist party until 1983. A pseudo-socialist career politician. 

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Liverpool Care Pathway Makes Shipmen of us all

The Americans are wrong - the NHS does not have Death Panels, there are no Panels

Liverpool Care Pathway Guidelines indicate

1 - it does not need a doctor to initiate the Liverpool Care Pathway
2 - The patient does not need a diagnosis, only to look as though he or she might die
3 - There is no age limit and no need to review the decision

 Dr Jane A Barton  aka Miss Conduct 2010 from Guernsey (where it was known as the Guernsey Care Pathway) helped publicise this trend. Her work continues through other NHS Health Professionals

State Health Care (once called the NHS) means the State determines how long you live, and how you die.

Are you sure it is what you want?

Friday, October 26, 2012

13 doctors dead and counting

Dr Niall Dickson CEO  GMC

Last year 13 doctors died whilst under investigation by the GMC Fitness to Practice Directorate. If the GMC were an cardiac intensive care unit, an army recruiting barracks ( eg Deep Cut) or a geriatric ward, there might be an inquiry.

Yet when the methods used by a institution which puts itself forward as a world class centre of regulation,  are, year after year, associated with a dozen or more deaths, no one comments. Such is the staunch hypocrisy of those now ensconced in the governing institutions of this county that only appearances matter. As long as the GMC is not mentioned on the death certificate, no one is going to hold them to account.

The General Medical Council determines good medical practice, investigates complaints and breaches of that code of conduct, prepares the investigation, prosecutes, sets up the panels that decide on the evidence, set the penalty and enforces the sanctions.

And that makes North Korea look like a democracy

Spot the Clown - Boris goes undercover

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Is Kate Middleton Bored?

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Saturday, August 04, 2012

The O'limpet or Olympic family

The O'limpet family getting stuck in, stuck on, or stuck up the O'limpics

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Wednesday, August 01, 2012

TEAM GB - Victims of Positive Psychology

Day 5 in the Big Brother Compound, and Team GB moves into 21st position in the medal table.

Day 5 in the Big Brother Compound and Team GB enjoys a Barbie

Doctor Tracey Bloggs condemns the good morale and positive attitude of Team GB. Each expensive, nouveau riche, British athlete finishing placed 5th or worse has praised the audience, thanked everyone for their support, what a wonderful opportunity and how much they enjoyed it, and that they were going to walk away with the POSITIVES.

 In China, they would be shot and Russia exiled to Siberia.

Everyone in the final has a chance. But Team GB have NLP castles in the air, which let them retreat to their happy place and produce a piss poor, physically painless performance.The only man prepared to speak out about this dismal tide of failure is about to be publicly flogged and stripped of his position. Densign White, GB judo coach, said yesterday  "You hear all these excuses - this one has a course to finish, or that problem. You only have one chance to be at this level, you have to make sacrifices"

The cost of the O'Limpets their Family, their sponsors, Badbury, Coco Rola and MacDeath, the Army, shutting down and locking up London will be measured in squillions as the British recession enters its fourth or fifth dip. Property prices throughout the capital will drop enabling the international elites and their camp followers to pick up bargains.

It didn't happen in the Blitz but less than a week after the Opening Ceremony, London is closed for business.

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Appendix: MoodMapping will be in place for the 2016 Olympics, promoting objective measurement of mood, built in feedback, combined with physical measures of ability and performance.