Monday, July 30, 2012
Lord Coke denies he forgot to sell spare tickets
Mr Sebastian Coe, aka Lord Coke, denies he forgot to sell an undisclosed number of tickets on eBay. He first noticed that blocks of seats were unoccupied when switching channels between CBeebies and the mens beach basket ball.
As a last resort he tried to put them on the LOCOG official website only to find that the site had too many bugs in the software. His best friend Jeremy C*** MP stood up for him in his usual self effacing manner but this could not prevent Prince Fredericke Wilhelm Sax Coburg und Gothe putting little ol' Seb on THE NAUGHTY STOOL
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