Saturday, April 17, 2010
Iceland bows to pressure and offers compensation
The Icelandic government has, under pressure from (The Dark Lord) Peter Mandelson agreed to compensate Britons whose flights have been cancelled as a result of the volcanic activity in Iceland.
It is as yet unclear as to whether this offer will be extended to all EU citizens
This news will boost Labour's campaign which floundered once Nick Clegg refused join the Labour Party
This unexpected offer ensures Labour voters are returned to the UK in time for the election.
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