Saturday, April 17, 2010

Gordon Brown, plastic surgery and antidepressants

Yesterday Doctor Bloggs sought to end speculation as to whether or not Gordon Brown had cosmetic surgery in 2007, 2008, 2009 and a little bit of botox prior to calling a general election

This is her evidence

It doesn't stop there, if a little antidepressant is good, more must be better.

Sadly Doctor Bloggs is waiting for Gordon Brown to descend into a gibbering wreck just prior to election day as too many antidepressants overwhelm his brain and he descends into paranoid hypomanic madness

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angus said...

Thanks to Gord it's the rest of us that need antidepressants.

Doctor Bloggs said...

I think we need the high dose ones!

E. J. Frogster said...

You want paranoid madness?
You got it here in the song "Gordon Brown be my Angel"
Warning: it contains the English phrase 'Reproductive System' (lyrics annotated) (BETTER SOUND QUALITY)

Brahms Lullaby

Gordon Brown! Gordon Brown!
Will you be my angel?
Guardian angel is what I meant
Will you rescue my soul?

For you are in charge
Of these people I wrote to
Stephen Timms, Jack Straw
Let me place my trust in you

Gordon Brown! MP’s!
Let me sing out loud
For what you do, for my country
For my reproductive system

You right wrongs! My right’s been wronged
I am desperate for you
Not just you! There’s Jon Herring
I’m a violated woman

Gordon Brown, help me sleep!
Help me sleep like a baby
Will my babies ever come out?
Maternal desires!
I lost my womanhood
In a sinister curse
Gordon Brown! Bring it back!
You are perfect for that!