Gordon Brown ends speculation about Sarkozy

Rumours about Sarkozy's marriage are damaging the French economy, Chris Gaything Tory Minister for Bedding and Breakfast is tarnishing the Tory reputation for tolerating all things gay.


Doctor Bloggs is pleased to end speculation and tie up loose ends.
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