Rumours about Sarkozy's marriage are damaging the French economy, Chris Gaything Tory Minister for Bedding and Breakfast is tarnishing the Tory reputation for tolerating all things gay.
Doctor Bloggs is pleased to end speculation and tie up loose ends.
Man-Love Thursdays are OK between consenting adults and Strictly Come Dancing contestants
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Someone asked me - what exactly is Gordon doing with his right hand? inside Sarkozy's jacket? answers on a postcard
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